Mariah is truly on fire…
So I’m watching Mad Men and half flipping through my mom’s copy of Essence magazine when I come across the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life…
Who knew sooooo much enjoyment could come from just one ad. I haven’t the slightest idea what the Lollipop Bling collection smells like (although I suspect it smells like desperation with a hint of sweat from a 14 year old virgin.) but it doesn’t even matter. At all.
Let’s go over the reasons why this ad is so great:
- The fact that it looks like my 13 year old godsister designed it while wasting time during her 4th period study hall.
- The fact that it’s called Lollipop Bling.
- The fact it’s called Lollipop Bling…yet the bottles look like butterflies. (Yes Mariah, we all know about your butterfuly obsession. Spread your wings and fly blah blah blah…)
- The fact she isn’t wearing pants.
- The fact she isn’t wearing a bra.
- The fact she is sitting on a pink cloud (although it’s a fitting metaphor because that’s obviously where she lives.)
- The fact that half the design budget obviously went to photoshop.
- The fact that the lollipops literally have “bling” on them.
- The fact that out of three “flavor inspired” fragrances, only one is named after an actual flavor. (Or maybe there is a Ribbon lollipop?)
- The fact all three fragrances are named after her songs.
- The fact all three fragrances are named after her songs…that weren’t hits. (Honey, Ribbon, Mine Again.)
- The fact that she saw this and thought it was a good idea.
If you need me, I will be spending the rest of my life staring at this.
This too has made me happy. I mean, I literally laughed out loud, then rolled on the floor laughing my ass off, then had to change my underwear from the piddle that ruined my clean pair. Thank you for this amazing service that you provide on a daily basis. My joy cup runneth over!!!
D, I’m dead serious when I said that I keep staring at it.I still can’t believe that someone thought this was okay.
Okay, I’m a boob guy and I still can’t tell that she’s not wearing a bra. You must have some kind of super vision which would make you an awesome wingman. Just a thought.
Honestly, I just want to know why:
A. This looks like the cover of a chick lit tweener book.
&
B.Why she is CLEARLY trying to steal the steez of the Russell Simmons ladies with their Pastries idea.
Hilarious…I’ll always love Mariah and all of her craziness. Also, Anani watches Mad Men??
Just three episodes into the first season…
“- The fact that it looks like my 13 year old godsister designed it while wasting time during her 4th period study hall.”
…and the fact that this ad appeals to my inner 11-year-old. If this is the kind of thing she would design, I think your godsister is on to something.
Also, I just saw this in the news and it reminded me of your blog since you sometimes cover news about celebs and weaves: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/10951105
I saw this and thougt it was so bizarre!! I’m glad I’m not the only one. The look on her face is wierd.
Sidenote: Did you see the clip of her fall down while performing and then have two assitants come on stage and take her shoes off!! Serious Diva moment.
http://necolebitchie.com/2010/09/26/mariah-takes-a-fall/#more-93583
I did not! I don’t think I know you in real life but if I did, I would be getting us “best friend forever” broken heart necklaces (and I would even let you have the be fri part) for sending me this. Thanks!
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